The Poltergeist. Not really sure what is going on here... but... it was serious enough to call PixelPi's cell phone from work in the middle of the morning. That poltergeist sheet freaked me out. Door closing by itself, TV coming on by itself, Woody freaking out, just weird. Ok, so I listen to George Noory every night... that doesn't mean I believe the sheet on his show.
Try taking a shower alone and whilst in said shower, bathroom door closes All By Itself.
Uh-huh, that's right. All By Itself.
Talk about getting to work on time! I was outta here right quick-like.
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It's not a poltergeist. I'd be more worried if you were 14 and you were puking green soup, but you're not.
Your dog is freaking out because things are not the same at home. All the kids are gone. You're packing stuff in boxes and moving furniture around. She's old and forgetful (like me).
The TV didn't come on by itself. There was some power surge or a neighbor's remote or garage door opener turned it on by mistake.
And Woody zipped through the bathroom while your eyes were closed to avoid shampooing them and her ever-wagging tail closed the door.
You do not have a poltergeist. And if you really think you do, call and get an exorcism done. I hear they work really well out there in LA. It might cost you, though.
Hang some garlic strands around the house and leave all the lights on, too. And leave out cookies and milk. And make Woody sleep in the bed with you.
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